Oh, I'm a sham. Years of academy training wasted. -Buzz Lightyear



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videntefernandez:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday




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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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FINDING YOUR TEACHERS FACEBOOK PAGES IS THE GREATEST

swaggity-swell-i-ship-destiel:

I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:

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TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS

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OR THIS

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I MEAN HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.

IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.




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"The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy."

—Pete Wentz (via perfect)



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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image




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siriusdarkgrey:

lily evans running into class late and out of breath and saying “sorry im late i was… doing stuff.” james potter swaggering in after her and saying “im
stuff.”




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the-personal-quotes:

shocking facts daily here




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ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this




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werewolfloves:

I am 100% that ugly friend.




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katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade




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shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy




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hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels


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