Oh, I'm a sham. Years of academy training wasted. -Buzz Lightyear



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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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iamtheruby:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE WENT TO HOGWARTS THERE’S NO OTHER EXPLANATION

tagged as: ????;  



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a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.




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Bold What Applies To You

ohobrosey:

I have watched an episode of American Horror Story.

I still watch Spongebob Squarepants.

I hate horror films.

I love horror films.

I prefer comedy over horror.

I prefer horror over comedy.

I have watched an episode of a TV show in the last 24 hours.

It’s currently night.

It’s currently morning.

I’m supposed to be sleeping.

I’m procrastinating right now.

I’d rather read than watch a movie.

I am excited for something coming up.

I do a lot of bolding surveys.

I think I will smoke when I’m older. 

I have tattoos.

I have no tattoos.

I have tattoos but I regret them.

I have no tattoos but I want some.

I have a friend who smokes.

I smoke.

I’m straight. 

I’m gay. 

I’m bisexual.

I don’t know/care

I have an eating disorder.

I have self harmed.

I have been diagnosed with depression.

I hate when people self-diagnose themselves with depression.

I have been sad for ages but I have never been diagnosed with depression.

I’m wearing my pyjamas right now.

I’m wearing something white.

I’m wearing something blue.

I’m wearing something black.

I’m wearing something red.

I’ve been shopping in the last 24 hours.

I have filmed a video in the last 24 hours.

I have a YouTube account and I upload videos.

I have a YouTube account but I don’t upload videos.

I am listening to music right now.

I have vomited from crying so much before.

I have been given a gift in the last 24 hours.

I have given someone a gift in the last 24 hours.

My birthday is in December.

My birthday is in April.

My birthday is in June.

I have an iPhone.

I have had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend.

I have never had a relationship.

I’m single & I don’t want a relationship.

I’m happy right now.

I’m sad right now.

I’ve been in a fight in the last week.

I’ve been to the cinemas in the last week.

I am a Christian.

I attend church.

I have a bible.

I’m an atheist.

I don’t have a belief in anything, I just go with whatever.

I’ve seen an animated movie in the last week.

I’ve seen a horror movie in the last week.

I’ve met someone famous.

I’ve met a singer.

I’ve met an actress.

I’ve met an actor.

I’ve met a YouTuber.

I’ve met a band.

I’ve met an author.

I’ve met a script writer.

I’ve met a cast of a tv show.

I’ve been on a tv show.

I’ve been on tv.

I love British accents.

I love Irish accents.

I hate Irish accents.

I hate British accents.

I live in America.

I live in Australia.

I don’t like the school I am attending right now.

I don’t like my country. (idk??)

I love the school I am attending right now.

I have one all-time favourite song.

I’ve been to several concerts.

I’ve been to no concerts.

I really want something right now.

I have no money.

I have more than $20 currently.

I have a job.

I want a job.

I don’t have a job.

I have a favourite actor.

I have several favourite actors.

I have one favourite movie.

I play Xbox.

I play Playstation.

I play on the PC.

I play video games a lot.

I hate chocolate.

I have allergies.

I love cats.

I have let someone use me.

I have let someone hurt me.

I say ‘LOL’ out loud.

I am wearing a dress right now.

I have disappointed myself in the last 24 hours.

I have cried in the last 5 hours.

I have cried myself to sleep in the last week.

I have had coffee recently.

I am wearing makeup right now.

I don’t wear makeup.

I prefer boots to converse.

I have the new iPhone.

There’s rubbish around me right now.

I am currently on my phone.

I am currently on my laptop.

There’s more than 2 tabs open on my laptop right now.

A YouTube video has made me cry before.

I cry a lot.

I hate crying, so I don’t cry a lot.

I still watch Disney.

I love Friends, the TV show.

I watch Skins.

I have a Facebook.

I have an Instagram account.

I have ask.fm.

I don’t go on Omegle and I don’t see the big deal of it.

I like Mario and Luigi.

I don’t mind Ke$ha.

I wear a lot of makeup.

I am older than 20.

I am younger than 18.

I have a driving licence.

I have school tomorrow.

It’s currently Summer.

It’s currently Winter.

I hate Winter.

I hate Summer.

I want to finish this survey soon.

I love surveys.

I’ve been single for more than 4 years currently.

I’ve been in a relationship lasting for longer than 1 year.

I’m married.

I’m in High School.

I’m in College/University.

I laugh a lot.

I’m serious when I want to be.

I love quotes.

I have bolded these 100% truthfully.

tagged as: me;  



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deodrant:

itouch-kids:

deodrant:

:(

Turn that frown upside down :)

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theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?



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leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.




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kaykonut:

slurhater:

jamietheignorantamerican:

YES, there are people who find cultural appropriation and the use of slurs “ok” with them.

Does that mean it’s “ok” to do it to EVERYONE, even if they might be personally offended by it?

nOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Also it is very important to realize that your irl friends saying this shit is ok may be out of a desire to not start drama and get into arguments. I fucking detest when straight people say faggot but I have a few straight friends who do and it is just not worth the shit to tell them to stop.

also white friends have called me nigga before as a ~*~*funny cool friendly friend joke*~*~ and i didnt even bother to tell them to stop because i have told white friends not to say it countless times before and they refused to or said they would stop and just kept saying it behind my back so i just thought “whats the point”




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we-imagine-supernatural:

sociopathicassbutt:

filbo-faggins-loves-smaug:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I will reblog this pic every time I see it.

Cause damn.

I second that DAMN.

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You handsome fucker, you.

Jensen Ackles will be the death of me.

tagged as: SPN;  spn cast;  



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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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"My mother used to say to me, ‘You can’t eat beauty, it doesn’t feed you.’ And these words played and bothered me, I didn’t really understand them until finally I realized that beauty was not a thing that I could acquire or consume. It was something that I just had to be. And what my mother meant by saying that you can’t eat beauty is that you can’t rely on beauty to sustain you. What actually sustains us, what is fundamentally beautiful is compassion for yourself and those around you. That kind of beauty inflames the heart and enchants the soul."

—Lupita Nyong’o  (via eastseafic)



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kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO




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popularselfie:

"Hey remember when you used to wear graphic tees everyday and you - "image

"Remember when you used to overedit your pictures and post them on - "image

"Remember in grade 7 when you -"

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

tagged as: oh god;  a metaphor;  puns;  



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inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

tagged as: mean girls;  

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