Oh, I'm a sham. Years of academy training wasted. -Buzz Lightyear



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icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH




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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
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Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
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Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.



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thatfunnyblog:

Me




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macklorette:

hollywood-tease:

pippint:

legolaaaas:

so it has come to my attention that a lot of my friends and followers aren’t familiar with lotr so i thought i’d change that

there’s more

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just one more thing

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i’m not even in lord of the ring’s fandom but omg this

i dont know how to feel about this




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snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class




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memeterprise:

wrecked




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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.




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stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever




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scrapes:

prettynaturally:

yung-obama:

"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"

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Thank you 🌞

SHE JUST GOT GOOD MAKEUP ARTISTS HAG ASS HATERS




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gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO




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look at the detail in her hair…

I read that they created an entire computer program to make each strand of her hair move the way it should with her body

like 2 years of this movie production was dedicated to her hair 

I really do hope someone who worked on this has a tumblr and is sat with a single tear in their eye whispering “they noticed… it was all worth it, every single day…”


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